GREEN FOR IRENE
Once there was a tiny witch called Yvonne,
She fell in love with a wee leprechaun;
Changed her colours to green,
Gave birth to Irene,
She became known as the witchprechaun.
Irene the witchprechaun always wore green,
As her favourite colour made her serene;
Married to Paddy,
She made him a daddy,
They had a son who’s a transvestite queen.
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Copyright © Martin Brown | Year Posted 2019