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Graveyard Tour

Professor John Laidlaw will rest here forever. It turns out, with chainsaws he wasn’t so clever. ~ Harry Horler - gone too early. Never call a biker “girly”. ~ Under this stone lies Jezebel Joan who ended her years with her toes by her ears. ~ A joiner called Dave lies here in this grave... He sawed off more than he bargained for. ~ Here lies Tim Trout - He died on the loo. The payload came out; the rest followed through. 15 April 2019 I was having far too much fun with epitaph ideas for Jesse’s contest, so I made the leftovers into this “graveyard tour”!

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Date: 4/19/2019 6:36:00 PM
Seems that Tim Trout was very stout. But when he was through in the loo, he'd shed a pound or two... :) gw
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 4/20/2019 12:57:00 AM
Haha, he did indeed - a pound or two too many!
Date: 4/17/2019 8:39:00 AM
These are hilarious, Nina! Janice
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Date: 4/15/2019 10:30:00 PM
I love it!!! ;D hahahaha (...and Harry Horler was my favorite, too!)
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 4/16/2019 10:07:00 AM
Thank you Rhona! (Jezebel Joan was my favourite lol!)
Date: 4/15/2019 4:52:00 PM
absolutely hilarious, nina!
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 4/16/2019 10:06:00 AM
Thanks Ilene!
Date: 4/15/2019 1:40:00 PM
what fun...enjoyed the tour. BG
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 4/16/2019 10:06:00 AM
Thanks Barbara - it's the world's chuckliest graveyard!
Date: 4/15/2019 11:33:00 AM
Hahaha... these are all so funny Nina, any one of them would make Jesse laugh out loud, they certainly did it for me, Haha! Great fun, with kindest thoughts Ann xx
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 4/16/2019 10:05:00 AM
Thank you Ann!