Gotcha - Part Ii

Three Strikes and You’re OUT: Strike one - Pick up line: “Where have you been all my life?” Reply: “Mostly trying to avoid idiots like you” Strike two - Pick-up line: “Well hello there gorgeous! Where have you been all my life?” Reply: “10 years of it living with my husband who’s standing right behind you” Strike three - Time to call it a night Pick-up line: “Hi! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” Reply: “Maybe; let’s check you out first shall we? Nah, you don’t quite measure up”