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Gooooooooood Morning Cccon Neck Tea Cuttttttttttt!

Now, if only, they would cut the damn property tax! Maybe, the elderly wouln’t have to loose their homes and move to Florida! Maybe, a God fearin minority member could live here and own a piece of it? Hello out there in WASP land.. say hey To the folks in Green witch! Governor Jodi Rell our version of the wicked witch of the east crossed with Mrs. Ward Cleaver is out there pounding the proverbial pavement looking to balance the ole budget AGAIN! Hit the road Jack and don’t ya Come Back No Mo, No Mo, No Mo, No…….. say the local daughters of the D.A.R. and the Ladies of the Eastern Star to the rise of minorities in the local school ….. The Good Ole Nutmeg state has quite a mix hell just about anything goes here! Land of the Free home of the Brave, you can even get a state certified Gay marriage Robin Red breast ain’t our state bird for nothing one of the first 3 states to protect the early bird getting the worm! Yup Con neck tee cut is a fine place to live and grow trees Y’all come up some time for a visit.. just don’t head for the shore cause you can’t get to it Snob Zoning and All…. You can find just about anything you need here in the good ole Nutmeg state (did you know you can get high on Nutmeg?) have legal hallucinates will travel so join the local nuts SOUPERS and come for a visit just don’t stay too long.

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Date: 7/19/2010 10:09:00 AM
Congratulations Deb on your well deserved win in SKAT AKA IRMA'S contest "Reporting Life on the Soup" (State). Love, Carol
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Date: 7/18/2010 9:10:00 AM
Congrats Debbie on your winning poem in Irma's contest with this awesome write on CT... u brought it to life for those who did not know how unique your state is... enjoy your bif win.. with luv..
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Date: 7/18/2010 9:06:00 AM
Many congratulations Deborah on your win in S.K.A.T.'s fine contest >> James
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Date: 7/17/2010 11:52:00 PM
This was soo much fun to read, Deborah!! haha very nice play with Connecticut! Super congrats on your win with this! Enjoyed this one & wow get high with nutmeg? That is really something!! -- nikko :)
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Date: 6/20/2010 5:50:00 PM
funny
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Date: 6/15/2010 10:47:00 PM
Deb., That is a great slam! It pulled me into it and got my adrenaline boiling! Super write. Good Luck in the contest. Love and Hugs, Dane Ann
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Date: 6/15/2010 11:41:00 AM
Whoo ! I like it.
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Date: 6/15/2010 10:57:00 AM
Hi there, I enjoyed this! In regards to your comment on my recent poem; I meant it as it is, to 'covert' as in to conceal. Thanks. Gavin.
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Date: 6/15/2010 8:55:00 AM
Wonderful write, Deb. I would love to come up sometime for a visit, and we have been meaning to do so, but we've been so high on nutmeg that we can't find our car keys! By the way, you can always come to Illinois...yes, Land of Lincoln, and every crooked Governor in the last 30 years! Dan C
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Date: 6/14/2010 9:06:00 PM
Deb, was this for Irma's contest? If so, WOW< this has got to be one of the best so far. It is exactly how I imagine one of these "state news reports" should be, just zany and full of sarcasm. LOVED IT. Andrea
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Date: 6/14/2010 8:21:00 PM
Nutmeg huh, Cher? Well, lets have a look here, nope!... None in the cabinet!! Gotta' put that on my shopping list!...I like ole' Ray too! Good stuff as usual from you!...been away awhile and thanks for hangin' in with me my friend! - Tim
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Date: 6/14/2010 6:26:00 PM
Dear Light and LOVE, Deborah, This is a Winner to me Superb Pen Written in a grey humor : which I enjoy very Much YOUR Liege ALWAYS...HG -- Soup Mail Call
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Date: 6/14/2010 5:46:00 PM
nice political statement but i still cant tell which way you voted. how do you get highon nutmeg?
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Date: 6/14/2010 5:36:00 PM
Very funny Debbie!~Tirzah~
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Date: 6/14/2010 11:44:00 AM
Great write, I enjoyed the laugh. Caryl
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Date: 6/14/2010 11:22:00 AM
lmao well done Deborah I am still smiling thanks for the comment on my poem much appreciated thanks love Jayne
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Date: 6/14/2010 9:20:00 AM
Hey, I am still laughing. This is very funny. There's a lot wrapped into this one. I have to find out where the Nutmeg state is located; never heard of that one before. I know where Florida is thou; lol ;)! Great job Joseph
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