Good Old Abe, Solumn Sol and You Too

GOOD OLD ABE, SOLUMN SOL AND YOU TOO If there were an entrance fee to get into Heaven how much would you pay? And let me tell you brother, it won’t help you now to pray So you get to Heaven with 56,000 bucks and St. Peter looks at you in scorn “Sorry sir, but The minimum cover charge here is the life of your first born” If there were something difficult to do to become Heaven bound? And you must decide soon before you’re fodder for the ground Would you sneak up on an old lady and strike her about the head? Now keep in mind, this is the deal when destiny deems you dead If the only way you could get into Heaven meant your pretty daughter’s death Would you cast away your daughter’s life and give a stranger her breath? What if the cost of Heaven turned out to be the life of your younger brother, And after your brother bleeds out you must then slay thy mother? God tempted Abraham on a mount with his son’s death in his hand And Solomon, when he said he’d split the babe in half, no one could understand So my brother, to Hell is where you are bound lest thee come up with an answer “Yo Saint Pete, how about we get rid of the boss by gibing God colon cancer” © 2011.…Phreepoetree ~free cee!~