Going Green - Bawdy
For his vegan girlfriend called Tina
One Christmas he painted his weener
She had to guffaw
Compared to before
His weener was now a lot greener
That nice thoughtful guy was called Keith
And just to avoid any grief
He said go on eat
It’s really not meat
But darling take care with your teeth
She grabbed it and he could sure feel it
He’s praying to God he can heal it
She got so exited
His weener was blighted
He didn’t expect her to peel it
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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