G.O D Investments

Sponsorship is the new religion, and it’s taking over from the old ones, whatever next? G.O.D INVESTMENTS I know a London vicar He’s a sight to behold, Every time I see him My blood runs cold. It says Levi on his shoulders And Suzuki on his back, On his front it says for quick exhausts Phone Bath and ask for jack. When he throws his arms up in the air He’s a blaze of neon lights, They say Clairol Tints Vidal Sassoon And Pretty Polly Tights. Yes G.O.D’s gone P.l.C so buy some stocks and shares, He’s 2.2 up 1.6 we’ll all be millionaires. The Sunday sermon’s one of woe And investment trouble’s, It’s sponsored by Coco Cola And chocolate filled with bubbles. Now Joseph’s coat of many colours Would have stayed and never faded, If he had washed at 40 And used fairy radiated. Yes G.O.D’s gone P.l.C so buy some stocks and shares He’s 6.6 up 4.2 we’ll all be millionaires. God Investments by Mark Fullick Original work 1980 Copyright 2003