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Fickle Fickle- For Every Woman In a Pickle

WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....MEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!) Fickle fickle…men are fickle Get the women in a pickle Sweet talk sweet talk…how they tickle Treat a treasure like a nickle Chat up chat up and then lie Sugared bites of ego pie Flirty flirty….brew a storm Dissipate then like the norm Riding riding on her wave Naughty naughty to the grave Feel up feel up where he can Make her think that he's a….MAN Swagger swagger, what a sight! Thinking he's got dynamite Tries to see how far he'll get Up to third base is his bet Fickle fickle, fizzle….pop Mess with me, I’ll make you drop! Eileen Manassian Ghali Never was good at humor! This is as good as it gets with me!

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Donna Jones

Date: 8/12/2013 6:29:00 PM

Haha...just read Richard's response to this so had to POP over and check this out....you two made my night....thanks..:-)

Jon A Cavanaugh

Date: 8/2/2013 10:46:00 PM

What a wonderfully witty poem. I can identify with this poem even though I'm at the age where getting lucky means making it to the bathroom without having an accident. You did a great job on this poem. It's a wonderful jab. Bravo!

John Posey

Date: 7/28/2013 10:27:00 AM

Utter, or is it udder, confusion reigns... Don't have a clue what you're talkin' about... But it is a great little poem.... hugs, darlin'...... Jake

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/29/2013 7:27:00 AM

Well, I guess that means that you are not this kind of man! Great news that is! :) Hugs!

Richard Ferry

Date: 7/27/2013 12:19:00 AM

This poem is a grandslam

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/29/2013 7:27:00 AM

WOW! What an awesome comment! :) THANKS!

Richard D Seal

Date: 7/26/2013 1:31:00 AM

I read this last night and went straight into redressing the man/woman balance of power and forgot to leave a comment lol. This is so funny Eileen, I'm still wondering what it is you'll make us drop lol. Great write, you should do more funnies. Take care, Richard

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/29/2013 7:26:00 AM

You just couldn't wait to get back at me, could you! You naughty naughty boy!!!!

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 7/25/2013 6:36:00 PM

hahahaha. I was laughing all the way and still as I'm typing this comment. Hilarious, girlfriend. LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT. Hugs, Licia :-)

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 8:50:00 PM

HA HA HA HA HA! Yes...my humorous side rarely sees the light, but now and then, it begs for expression. ;) Glad this didn't fall flat like all my jokes do! I'm hopeless...Romance, passion, a touch of spirituality....my best genres. Thanks for reading and loving and posting and just...being YOU!

Jack Ellison

Date: 7/25/2013 3:02:00 PM

LOVE IT! Fun, fun, fun! LOL Hugs and much love, The Jakester! xoxoxox

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 8:51:00 PM

Jakester....you are a sweetie pie! :) Thanks for the visit! HUGS HUGS HUGS!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/25/2013 11:26:00 AM

delightful and so much fun!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 11:30:00 AM

;) Was going to fun! Glad it came across!

Poet Tacito

Date: 7/25/2013 9:03:00 AM

This was amusing & charming. I certainly can't get offended when I know I don't do most of the things you list. Most. ;-)

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 10:58:00 AM

:) Awwwwwww....a real gentleman! Lovely! Now...the ones that you have a hard time with? ;)

Sean L Sanders

Date: 7/25/2013 8:56:00 AM

This isn't funny but very true I thought this poem flowed so well that I started smiling because I was amused. Excellent poem poet

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 10:58:00 AM

:) Well, I'm glad it brought a smile! Thank you for your kind comments.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/25/2013 8:24:00 AM

I like that line as well? First base, second base, third base heading for home. You can't blame a guy for trying. Good one Eileen!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 11:01:00 AM

Bet you are a good baseball player, Richard! Sorry....this comment just begged for a tease!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 10:59:00 AM

CHEERS! Home run! :) Always fun! No...can't blame a guy for trying....It's in their nature. Can't blame a guy for trying, but for lying....yes! Me being a smarty pants!

Heather Ober

Date: 7/25/2013 8:07:00 AM

Hahaha instant fave for me! "Feel up feel up where he can / Make her think that he's a….MAN" - Best line ever.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 11:02:00 AM

What more could I ask for? An instant fave from the beautiful, talented, and witty Heather Ober! YIPEEEEE!!!!

Russell Sivey

Date: 7/25/2013 5:59:00 AM

This write is quite humorous, I don't see how anyone would take this offensively, this is done in good spirits my friend! I truly enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this morning! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 11:02:00 AM

Glad to know that it was taken in good spirits...I was being a tease! :)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 7/25/2013 5:41:00 AM

Ayayayay.And they blame it on Eve who gave the apple to Adam.Hmmm.Got me smiling sweet lady fickle fickle..hehe : ) I wonder what guys are gonna comment on this...: )

Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/25/2013 11:03:00 AM

I know, right? CRAZY these men! HA HA HA HA! Oh well....it's an issue of can't life with them.....can't live without them! :)