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Dust

A housewife who hated to dust Had to wrinkle her nose in disgust For the house looked much worse Though she’d emptied her purse To a maid that she thought she could trust. But it turned out the maid, filled with lust, Didn’t do what the two had discussed Since she cleaned up, instead, With the husband in bed And her dusting rag never got mussed. There’s a lesson here – plans may combust And we all have to somehow adjust. Now the wife’s learned to clean; Not a speck can be seen Though her husband has bitten the dust!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/3/2016 4:30:00 PM
Ha ha ha..... at last wife learned to clean. Beautiful poem my lovely friend, bl
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Date: 3/3/2016 4:28:00 PM
I wonder how did he die? Did she borrow the gun that went bam?
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Date: 3/3/2016 4:26:00 PM
Very funny. Hard to find good help!. Love the humor Irene.
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