Dedicated To All Those Women That Said 'No'

if i really wanted to... if i leave u at a roadside , in the middle of nowhere... and drop all of your stuff at random points... if i flood your house with dirty toilet water... eat all of your food and sell all of your joints... if i beat the hell out of your car and run it into a ditch... maybe give that nasty movie you made to your mom... if i start dating your sister and a couple of your friends... walk into your office and drop a stink bomb... if i feed your stupid cat to my burmese python... ride your prize horse into some quicksand... if i drop a deuce or two in your swimming pool... pour some gasoline and destroy all of your land... if i cut up your furniture with my chainsaw... and toss my cookies inside your computer towers... if i use your phone to call party lines , egypt and china... cut telephone lines and run my truck through your flowers... ...i could f_ck you .