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Critterature: Fabulous Faraway Places

A beaver and a bandicoot, After playing squash one day, Were sipping cappuccinos At a quaint outdoor café. "Ah, thish ish sho like Parish", Lisped the beaver with a sigh. "And I," remarked the bandicoot, "am 'minded of Mumbai, And Rome, and Barcelona, And so many other places." The beaver merely sat there Being quiet and making faces. "What's the matter, chum?" asked bandicoot, His voice as soft as flannel, "I thought you tripped as much as I. Don't you watch the Travel Channel?"

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Date: 9/14/2022 1:19:00 PM
absolutely delightful, jim! nothing better than humor with perfect rhyme!
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 9/14/2022 1:44:00 PM
Ilene, thank you. I hope the SPCA will agree with you.
Date: 9/14/2022 12:46:00 PM
Enjoyable! And if that's Crash Bandicoot, I think I'd rather sit out too :-)
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Date: 9/14/2022 1:41:00 PM
Thanks, Jeff. I hadn't thought of "Crash"...but...maybe...
Date: 9/14/2022 11:16:00 AM
Cute one!! I enjoyed this humorous one today. I needed the laugh. Thanks for sharing for laughter is the best medicine. Sara
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 9/14/2022 11:21:00 AM
Thank you, Shara. Alwaysh happy to be of shervish.
Date: 9/14/2022 10:59:00 AM
Dr. Funnyman,calling Dr. Funnyman.Just what the Dr. ordered Jim,thanks.
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 9/14/2022 11:13:00 AM
Vickey, you're sho welcome!

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