Cowboy Toe-Foo

I think that I shall never see A cowboy that eats toe-foo— Sech a dern thang jest could not be In this ol’ bunkhouse crew! Real men eats beef an’ pork an’ beans— And all thangs within their reach— Us real cowpokes drink coffee black— Turn noses up at quiche! Veggies should stay in ranch gardens— These lips will taste no yogurt! Good stew and biscuits make amends— Seaweed makes bellies hurt! Give us jerky or give us death— Give us beans till we’re all blue— But with all your strength and your breath— Don’ serve us no toe-foo!