Coming Tomorrow!!!

Yes, folks, due tomorrow, "The Cruller Sagas!" (Or the Little Known History Of the Cruller and It's Impact on Naval Warfare!!") A definative history in glorious color and Hi-Def Poetic Acheivements. Do not miss it!! Call, and gather all family and friends to gather around the the community computer screen. Tape it if you want, or send $39.99 to Bell's Palsey Poetry.Com, and we'll send you a tape you could have recorded for $1.99!!! Yes, folks, this is America!! The only thing we haven't figured out to make money on, so far, is....is....is....oh, darn! We covered it all!!