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Can You Trump That

A narcissist named Donald Trump
Could make his thoughts hop, skip and jump
    While he grabbed female glands
    With his diminutive hands 
He could talk with his head up his rump

Donald's logic seems a bit squiggly
To whine after winning seems niggly 
     But the popular vote
     Just got stuck in his throat
Cause he lost both fairly and bigly

If you believe alternative facts
Immigration now falls to the axe
    Those bad hombres will bawl
    When they finance the wall
Paying Donald's new taco truck tax

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 8/28/2017 6:01:00 PM
Oh my dear what a wonderful comical piece. Truth with a barb in its tail. Thank you for elevating my humour.
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Date: 1/27/2017 1:06:00 PM
I needed that smile thank you!
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Date: 1/27/2017 12:58:00 PM
Just imagine all the billions Trump and cronies will earn on their investments in border properties the government must purchase for the Wall! Of course, migrant laborers will continue tunneling under the wall!
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Date: 1/27/2017 12:57:00 PM
LOL GREAT to see you back with a fabulous limerick Roy:-) I hear Trump is on the lookout for lots of bricklayers too:-( hugs Jan xx
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