Beautiful Profits

Slam entry for contest Being british through and through, what the hell! Even here in England I smell the crude slick smell. British Petroleum, BP, yes I said it! Feeling to blame for the fat cats messed up S##t! I’m sure that the story here is only half told News dies off fast when all the papers are sold! £13 billion pounds to “compensate” the damage That’s ok then?! Let’s relax and have a cheese sandwich! How sad, Mr BP losing his job, he’ll have to sell his Rolls Royce Lets be honest, he’s not gonna line up for a job through choice! 13 million barrels leaked, no wonder a gallon is £6 At that price it amazes me how they afford to get a plane off the ground! Lets go on holiday…not to America though, why though? Embarrassed to be fair. I shouldn’t be that much I know. ‘The dead sea’, full of oil, not the one that replenishes skin! ‘Sea of death’, full of hurt,…oh, hello Mr BP, your money is gonna wear thin!