Another Tiny Tad of Tom's Terrrible Tidbits

What Caesar really said; "I came, I saw, I ran like hell..." (Speaking of Caesar, I think he's famous for going to Las Vegas and making salad.) If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a pigeon. A bird in the hand is worth a roll of paper towels. what a mess! When the going gets tough, I leave. The only thing to fear is, well, pretty much everyone. If at first you don't succeed, try something else. If money is the root of all evil, you should be rich. Never count your eggs after they're scrambled. You get what you put into it. Yeah, like my lemon flavored meatloaf! Two and two makes group sex. "I think I'll never see, a poem as lovely as your knee." If you think you got it tough, try my steak! Sixteen tons, and what do you get? Squashed. It's better to have loved and lost, than pay for a divorce. If music be the food of love, My ex-wife was tone deaf. Into the Valley of Deaf rode the 600 defective hearing aid batteries. The Hallmark Hall Of Flame- a card store is burned down. Have a good day!