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And Then I Kissed Him - Collaboration With Tim Smith

Hot date Can’t wait We're at My flat Cute eyes Nice thighs Admit She’s fit So sweet Must eat We dine Sublime First Kiss Sheer bliss Soft peck On neck Tongue's twirl Toes curl First base Hearts race Undressed Bare breast Blimey She’s ‘HE’ No joy Ladyboy Fussy Pussy Night ends As friends Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith 28th August 2014

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Gary Bateman

Date: 3/4/2018 12:47:00 PM

Hello Jan, I just found this one when I looked up top examples of Footle poems. You and Tim did a marvelous job with this one, especially with the "Blimey/She's 'HE'!! It took me a while to find it, but I'm really glad I read this footle. Very Funny!! Best Always, Gary

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2018 1:06:00 PM

We had such fun writing these footles Gary, thanks for dropping by: an older poem on my page-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 10/29/2017 2:55:00 PM

Very, very clever!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2017 5:12:00 PM

I ADORE the footle form and have written many poems using the clever form and had great fun collaborating with Tim ... it was difficult to write just one for Judy today:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 4/24/2017 2:41:00 PM

That was fun. I don't know how I missed this one. Very cool and funny both of you.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2017 3:24:00 PM

Gosh Chris this was written a few months after i joined ... we used to have SUCH fun i wish it would come back to the site:-( hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 3/20/2017 8:03:00 PM

Wow! I love it! Fun, funny and clever.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2017 5:27:00 PM

Thanks Carole I had great fun writing footles with Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Benjamin Wormwood

Date: 11/13/2016 3:09:00 PM

This is hilarious, I love it!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 3:12:00 PM

I love the footle form Benjamin and I love the twist at the end of this poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 10/5/2016 3:05:00 AM

Ooohhh, this is SWEET :D Love it!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/5/2016 3:14:00 AM

We had SUCH fun writing this form I have written quite a few and also done several collaborations in the past - footles are so easy to write I love the simple rhyming form:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Martins

Date: 10/1/2016 7:31:00 AM

Just came across this and I have been in stitches =)=)... A footle favourite for this PS newbie... Great job guys

Jan Allison
Date: 10/1/2016 7:27:00 PM

Oh Richard thanks for reading this poem - Tim and I had such fun with this particular poem the ending really makes me LOL:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 9/5/2014 12:53:00 PM

I had forgotten to add this to my favs so I came in to do just that.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2014 12:55:00 PM

Aww thank you so much Maurice it was so much fun writing with Tim and getting him to reveal more of his naughty side LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 8/29/2014 4:06:00 PM

Full of fuel to eventual fool, in the end, we're friends. Yep, U2 have a fine knack of writing these foible Footle's - James :) :)

James Fraser
Date: 8/29/2014 4:10:00 PM

;-) my pleasure :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2014 4:07:00 PM

I thought you would appreciate it James thanks for dropping by:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2014 1:36:00 AM

hahaha, fussy pussy?? What the ??? These were really awesome, Jan. some of your best of both you guys right here!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2014 4:17:00 AM

I think this is my favourite set of footles Andrea - I am admitting to nothing of course I wouldn't kiss and tell as to who wrote what and Tim is lovely to work with:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Rory Hannan

Date: 8/28/2014 5:49:00 PM

Haha love this. Glad they stayed friends. Thank you for your comment. I'm sure your son will have a great time at uni

Rory Hannan
Date: 8/28/2014 6:04:00 PM

I went to a place called Ravensbourne which used to be in Chislehurst, now in Greenwich. The halls I went to has now been knocked down... Sad times :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 5:50:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed the poem i really enjoyed your write:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 8/28/2014 4:19:00 PM

hahaha great! Oh my toes were ready to curl! lol good ones :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 5:51:00 PM

He loves to show off his pink nail varnish Casarah:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 8/28/2014 4:28:00 PM

I never told you that about me...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 4:22:00 PM

Thank you for letting me borrow Tim Casarah - I return him back to you in almost perfect condition - we had great fun with this poem:-) hugs Jan xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 8/28/2014 3:59:00 PM

well that's a laugh out loud.....LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 4:14:00 PM

Judy if it wasn't for your contest we wouldn't all be having such fun with this form:-) Thank you thank you thank you:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/28/2014 3:07:00 PM

Got a chuckle..That would be disarming..Enjoyed reading the collaboration..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 3:10:00 PM

Glad it made you giggle Sara we had fun writing it together:-) hugs Jan xx

Doris Jamoner

Date: 8/28/2014 1:54:00 PM

Haha Omg This makes me laugh really hard cause I was reading it seriously and when I reach the later part give me such surprise ^__________^

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 2:02:00 PM

I am glad it made you laugh Doris we had such fun writing it:-) Hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/28/2014 11:04:00 AM

Dear Jan and Tim, Your witty footles evoked images of the "Crying Game" for me. How well you describe the building of emotions and passion, only for the man to find she is a "HE." Awesome! You two co-write so well together. It would be nice to see you do a co-write for Whispers. Also, I'm collecting footles on football for publication on Whispers. Both of you could send one or two to me and they'll be published as a special feature in September. Excellent write! Love, Carolyn

Tim Smith
Date: 8/28/2014 12:32:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn....That would be fun...I will work on some when I get home....feel free to use these as well.....hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 11:12:00 AM

If Tim would agree you could always use this one for Whispers it is witty without being too rude - it would be an honour to get published elsewhere:-) Thanks for the lovely comment Carolyn You have made my day:-) Hugs Janxxx

Christine Costello

Date: 8/28/2014 10:52:00 AM

This was great-still chuckling. I just love your footles. :-) Christine

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 11:09:00 AM

Thanks Christine we had great fun with this one - Tim is a delight to work with:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 8/28/2014 10:26:00 AM

Great humour lovely Jan ! U really hv gone crazy did footles! Keep up the spirit both of u!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 10:33:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma we both lost our muses yesterday so I suggested we come up with a fun write and this is the result:-) It is lovely to see Tim's naughty side emerging! Hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 8/28/2014 10:23:00 AM

i'm just guessing but i bet bare breast was Tim's idea. this is definitely one of my favorite footles yet. i love it. two talented writers being able to write as one. what a beautiful relationship. God Bless both your wonderful hearts.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 10:39:00 AM

Phew my reputation remains in tact LOL :_) XXX

Tim Smith
Date: 8/28/2014 10:37:00 AM

We will never tell *wink*...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2014 10:32:00 AM

When you collaborate you never admit which lines either person wrote so .. I will leave you guessing :-) Hugs Jan xx