A Remarkable Occurrence In An Unknown Location - See Poem For Full Title

A Remarkable Occurrence in an Unknown Location Witnessed by a Handful of Beings Who Most People Say Don't Exist There's a place that no human has seen In the depths of a forest, pristine. In a range called "Cascades," A great shyness pervades In the lair of the Sasquatches' queen. An event will be soon taking place Of import to the whole Sasquatch race. In a dimly lit cave, Mrs. Squatch, being brave, Has a look of concern on her face. All six Sasquatches came here to meet, And behold the new face they will greet. Finally, it begins. The queen gives birth to twins. In existance are now eight Bigfeet!