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A Little Underwear Humor

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A Little Underwear Humor

Two old people who'd been married for a thousand years or more were 
prepping for bed in the main bathroom. He was getting ready to take his 
evening shower.  Going through a century old ritual he grabs a clean 
pair of undies and hangs them on the towel bar behind the door.
Along comes Mrs. Crabby I feel tired and wanna go to bed "wifey- babe"
She tiredly slumps over the basin and splashes warm soothing water on her 
droopy eyes.  Grabbing the towel behind her she wipes her face then shuffles
into the bedroom and makes a beeline for the bed.  She hears a voice from 
way don' yonder, "Heh! What did you do with my underwear? They are wet?"
"Maybe you peed yourself"  she sassys with a silent grin then buries her face
in the downy pillow.   "No, (pause) I think you wiped your face with them "
She giggles under her breath then in a little voice that licks his eardrums
with irk she adds " thank God you didn't hang your dirty ones there, HeH?"
He goes to the railing and hangs the underwear beside her big brassiere, 
her reading socks, her cotton hair net and her minion longjohns. He mutters 
something illegible under his breath " mmgrrr fff en hmmm?" then he gives the devil ammunition for another round of fire, "  ah, but that's for another day folks, until then, ...

To be continued...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 10/10/2017 3:30:00 AM
You left us hanging out there. Do give us the end. xx
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Date: 10/9/2017 3:08:00 PM
- "been married for a thousand years or more" ... I'll have to wait "a few years" to see what's happening at my place ... - Really funny, Vie Rose :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/9/2017 10:18:00 AM
Hahahaha it's funny. Awwww Mystic Rose
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Date: 10/9/2017 8:41:00 AM
lol Vienna:-) hugs jan xx
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