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A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street was rolling while licking its teat! When it howled like a cat, I thought: What’s up with that? Can bossy old cows be in heat? Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/5/2016 2:09:00 AM

Andrea, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/31/2016 1:03:00 PM

i can relate to the humor here, andrea... big congrats on your win!..huggs

Hansteven Selfa

Date: 1/31/2016 8:57:00 AM

Andrea! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

John Lawless

Date: 1/31/2016 7:44:00 AM

HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....

John Lawless

Date: 1/31/2016 7:43:00 AM

HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/31/2016 1:35:00 AM

Udder brilliance, Andrea, well done. Viv x

Joseph May

Date: 1/30/2016 7:41:00 PM

Congrats on a great win Andrea!

David Fisher

Date: 1/30/2016 7:40:00 PM

Your limerick is a treat! Nice one on the contest

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/30/2016 7:10:00 PM

I just saw this again posted in the chat site! Made me laugh! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/30/2016 7:14:00 PM

I can't for the life of me imagine who posted it Arthur!:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 1/30/2016 5:41:00 PM

Oh My....hilarious.....you can go from serious to funny and back round again...That my dear is talent....Congratulations....

Paul Callus

Date: 1/30/2016 3:19:00 PM

Enjoyed coming back to read this very witty limerick again, Andrea!:) ~ Congratulations on being placed first ( and in jolly good company, if I might say so!):) // paul

Susan Gentry

Date: 1/30/2016 1:40:00 PM

Lol! Congratulations on your #1 win. Cleverly done.

Sean Kelly

Date: 1/30/2016 10:13:00 AM

Good to see your funny-bone is still working well ; Full cream or Pasteurised , No Bull !

Terry O'Leary

Date: 1/30/2016 5:14:00 AM

Very funny! Congrats on your win!!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 1/30/2016 3:07:00 AM

Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Andrea!!

Skat A

Date: 1/30/2016 2:17:00 AM

Andrea, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Steve Grammatico

Date: 1/29/2016 9:07:00 PM

Andrea, absolutely perfect limerick. Well deserving of the top ranking.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/29/2016 7:43:00 PM

This is a hoot! Congrats on your win. Janice

Jan Allison

Date: 1/29/2016 6:10:00 PM

Many congrats Andrea this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/2/2016 2:59:00 PM

LOL, I wonder if X read this... Love it : )

Jennifer Walker

Date: 1/1/2016 10:47:00 AM

Great limerick, having me laughing again. Remember Priscilla and Mom having her fixed right then and there practically.

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 12/27/2015 4:24:00 PM

Hahaha! This is a prize winner, Andrea! Wish I had written it. Thanks for reading my work today. Good to hear from you. By-the-way, I have two published books I would like to send you, if you care to have them. I need your home address, that's all. / M

James Inman

Date: 12/26/2015 8:22:00 PM

Not much on Limericks but cute Andrea.

Isaiah Zerbst

Date: 12/26/2015 6:05:00 PM

This is crazy girl! I've seen a lot of crazy cows in my day, but none that crazy. Wishing you a Happy New Year.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/25/2015 1:13:00 PM

ohh, you hit in on he nail;s head, andie.. did one too, but yours is more striking, lol!.. so fine!..huggs