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Starbuck Author Message Admin Admin Age : 53 Joined : 25 Jun 2007 Posts : 45 Localisation : Tucson Subject: Starbuck Today at 12:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starbuck Starbuck SixtyOne CharlaXFabels Starbuck There is a place called Starbucks and that is how many ewe should have of the things the dollars not the things oh ewe (long pause) now where was eye at let's see? Eh? The coffee comes with cream AND chocolate and iff ewe add some caramel and cream the thing could cost a lot of dollars turning green in someone elses hands. The new coffee at Starbucks is called Starbuck it sells for 99 cents no tax for the poor to have a Starbuck is an ad mans fix. When eye heard that Starbucks was experimenting with the $1.oo coffee it immediately came to me what a common sense solution and an ad man's dream. There would be a million dollars made in the very first week. No one in the advertising department store will “GET” it. It takes a long outsider look to seek and find a poet mind in wonder who has paid his last two dollars just to have a common cup of black to prance down a city slidewalk to hold the cup up high and proudly say eye go to Starbucks at least this just one time. How many times have eye said eye would go in there instead if they only made a coffee for a buck. Give it a new look. Make the Styrofoam in black or even green not white. Starbuck for a buck. Print a Starbuck coupon. Give away about a thousand of them for promotions send the Charlax one. Charles R Hice General Delivery Main Post Office Tucson Arizona 85726 eye kid you not after all it was my idea or at least send me one of those $500 cards that everyone likes to use in the mournings when they fill up all the drive threws. Make my day Clint Eastwoods picture on the side of the new cup. Come on AD MEN throw it up in meetings to all the chairmen of the boards of corrections. When cokes are now in all the better machines at well over a dollar 33 the Coke@ people will finally make tea. Just kidding ewe just twisting the ending on this CharlaXFabel. Be the first in line to get the thing this Starbuck please.

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