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MARTIANS LAND IN THE US AND REGRET SAYING 'TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER'

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When Martians landed from outer space They requested to meet a world leader So Donald arrived with a smirk on his face But soon turned green with an alien fever The Martians decided to probe his brain to see if they could cure his malaise Their readings showed that he was insane so they zapped him with powerful rays Donald started to twitter deliriously but the Martians understood every word They didn’t believe he’s taken seriously as his tweeting was totally absurd The Martians communicated with telepathy Using thoughts no one could understand An interpreter was called immediately and declared that as leader he’s banned A torrent of tears fell from poor Donald’s eyes His orange skin turned an odd shade of grey The Martians usurped Donald and to his surprise Their first earth words were ‘have a nice day’ The Martians decreed immediate world peace And that we must all live in perfect harmony We must love one another, all wars have to cease No current world leader even dared to disagree Latest news on Donald is he’s now in a better place He sits in his rocking chair with a grin on his face Take me to your leader Contest Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger 8/6/18

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Date: 8/24/2018 8:42:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Well done.
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Date: 8/23/2018 5:51:00 PM
You had me at Trump turning green with alien fever! I love it! Epicly (or epically??) entertaining, and possibly the longest title in Soup history?!
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 8/23/2018 5:52:00 PM
And a fave x
Date: 8/22/2018 7:56:00 AM
Lol..They diagnosed him correctly...Congrats on your win Jan
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Date: 8/22/2018 6:32:00 AM
Back with massive congrats! I had a feeling ;) Woo Hoo! xomo
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Date: 8/17/2018 2:47:00 PM
Jan: As always, there are two sides to every pancake. This is no exception, but I'll not dwell on that. It was a funny piece, well written and should be a winner. oldbuck
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2018 5:55:00 PM
Thanks Oldbuck, I guess Mr Trump is rather like Marmite lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/16/2018 1:42:00 PM
I laughed all the way through this fantastic piece Jan! If aliens are indeed more advanced than us they would be shaking their heads at meeting our so called leader. This gem is going into my Faves! I got a little behind on reading your poems because my eye shot left my eye bruised this time and too sore to read for two days. I am sure to see this entry a top winner! : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/16/2018 5:04:00 PM
I sure had fun with the contest theme Connie:-) thanks for the fave I am sure there are some that would not like to see this in the contest at all lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/9/2018 12:01:00 AM
A wonderful write, Jan. I was expecting a beauty of a write just from reading the title, and I was right. I would love to see Martians come to our rescue and take Donald to Mars where he can tweet on his own. Best wishes for the contest. T.J
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/9/2018 3:06:00 AM
Oh I couldn't resist the poem TJ I know he has his supporters but also many who are not enamored with him:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 9:56:00 PM
great write Jan funny from beginning to end...Seren
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/8/2018 4:29:00 AM
Glad it made you smile Seren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 3:09:00 PM
Well if I had a contest, it would win; I don't but, good luck. Well penned, well worded. Where are the martians when we need them?
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:18:00 PM
ha ha ha ML Love that comment!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 10:41:00 AM
Have the Martians checked out they could have Hoof N Mouth Disease! Funny poetry considering that "Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction!"
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 10:42:00 AM
ha ha ha love that comment Judy!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 9:03:00 AM
That was a very entertaining and satisfying read Jan ;) Enjoyed! Good luck in the contest! xomo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 9:07:00 AM
Cheers Mo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 6:31:00 AM
I hope that rocking chair is on Mars. He's been around much too long already. He's not leadership material.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 7:10:00 AM
LOL Lin! :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/7/2018 3:33:00 AM
haha great take on the contest Jan, I dont think the aliens would hang about too much, they would be wanting to phone home . Also landing in London and meeting the likes of Boris and co lol. Good luck. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:51:00 AM
If they landed in the U/K with all the current Brexit fiasco they'd turn even more green and make a sharp exit lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2018 10:23:00 PM
G'day Jan … I'm sure the martians, after leaving Donald would beam home that they've discovered the universe's lunatic asylum. Thanks Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:52:00 AM
ha ha ha:-) thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2018 7:25:00 PM
Awesome Jan, very creative, we can only hope that martians can make over Donald, it is an out of this world feat!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:53:00 AM
LOL Tania:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2018 7:05:00 PM
Wow! I love it, Jan. Very funny...makes me wish those Martians would hurry up and "take him away"!! lol (seriously!)...far far away. Good luck in the contest but I'm sure you don't need luck. Great poem.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:54:00 AM
Thanks Carole:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2018 7:04:00 PM
This is hilarious from start to finish..and I agree--he needs to be in a rocking chair. I would be very surprised if you don't score a BIG win. All the best, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/7/2018 3:54:00 AM
Thanks Vijay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2018 4:39:00 PM
donald is a bona fide actor...a side- show carnival barker...ready to play the grinch in a kid's circus movie
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/6/2018 4:41:00 PM
Thanks for your comment sand blown:-) hugs Jan xx