Eating Cake

The caterpillar on his mushroom smoking from a bong; Janet and her brother mike crooning some old song. The gossip queen jumps head first on a juicy piece of news; While the union from the actors guild is looking for their dues. Those silky thighs he used to love with directions known so well; Took him on a dangerous path to a place that some call hell. The barista serves her potion with a frenzied whip to cream; And from behind you salivate but you can only dream. And the monkey at the mansion keeps digging in his butt; And the squirrel is looking everywhere trying to find his nuts. Isn’t life so wonderful and isn’t life so grand; But who are all these ostriches with their heads stuck in the sand I’ve been watching so intently till I think I’m going blind; But mostly it’s just robots that seldom change their minds. So clean the lenses of those glasses set in frames of jade; And maybe you’ll enjoy yourself with these jesters on parade.