Driving My Kids Crazy

Driving my kids crazy Every day and night Because my mind is hazy Nothing comes out right Still, I keep on teaching The foggy lessons in my head At the end of all my preaching There's but one thing said "I know what you are saying... You said that yesterday." In their heads their praying I will go away Still, they do consult me When they are truly stuck But, if I get to wordy They'll be out of luck The message will start hazing From their doe-eyed sight This act starts with a glazing Of eyes and face and light I see their minds have left me They are waiting out their time And if, they ignore me It is a small crime I know my kids all love me And I feel just the same Still I hope they'd all agree In this there's no blame And so I may keep yapping Each and every day But If disaster's tapping I'll be on the way I just want to guide my kids Not drive them away As I watch them roll those lids I see the end of day Okay, I'll be quiet now No more torture, pain, or strife And if, you'll just show me how I'll go e-mail my wife