Wait Till Your Da Gets Home!

Did your mammy ever tell you.
Just wait till your da gets home.
You think, have I been naughty
what is it that I've done?

Mammy won't you tell me
cause I've been good all week.
No, says she you know right enough
he'll spank you for your cheek.

Mammy I wasn't cheeky.
It was Fogharty across the way.
He said a bad word to Paddy
then turned and ran, what can I say.

Paddy turned to see me
and thought I had said that word
but it wasn't me please mammy
it wasn't me he heard.

I told him it was Fogharty
he's a nasty naughty child.
He throws stones at neighbours cars
His ma lets him run about all wild.

I'll not have him in to play ma
I'll never be his friend.
Please don't tell me da, ma
and let that be the end.

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Date: 7/18/2017 5:41:00 AM
Hi Patricia , nice to meet , the blame game , we all had to suffer at sometime , funny write ::))) hugs from Dublin
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Patricia Lawton
Date: 7/19/2017 6:14:00 AM
Hello niall, Top of the morning to you and the rest of the day to myself haa ahh niall I love the Irish, I was born in Liverpool but grew up in Ireland in Belfast. A place called finaghy, I was 14 when we came back.But many happy memories, we loved Dublin, so glad you like my humour. I always say it's a good day if I make at least one person smile/laugh hugs x