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Quote Left There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend. Quote Right
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Quote Left Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.' You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here? Quote Right
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Quote Left I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said. Quote Right
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Quote Left Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around. Quote Right
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Quote Left Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again. Quote Right
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Quote Left My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good. Quote Right
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Quote Left Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Quote Right
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Quote Left When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' by Steven Wright Quote Right
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Quote Left Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. Quote Right
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Quote Left While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife. Quote Right
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Quote Left FECK: I had a girlfriend once. I loved her. And I killed her. SAMSON: I killed my girlfriend, too. FECK: Did you love her? SAMSON: She was okay. Quote Right
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Quote Left As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that. Quote Right
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Quote Left A Code of Honor-never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Quote Right
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Quote Left Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. Quote Right
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Quote Left I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname... Quote Right
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Quote Left My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed. Quote Right
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Quote Left Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... Quote Right
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Quote Left Having a girlfriend is like a game you got to play and play untill you score. Quote Right
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Quote Left Teenagers go to college to be with their boyfriends and girlfriends they go because they can't think of anything else to do they go because their parents want them to and sometimes because their parents don't want them to they go to find themselves, or to find a husband, or to get away from home, and sometimes even to find out about the world in which they live. Quote Right
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Quote Left True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend. Quote Right
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Quote Left Gayle and I have said for years it's a shame other people couldn't be in on the conversation sometimes. It will be about what's going on in the world, and just us talking about it the way we talk about it, as girlfriends. . . . I think that Gayle and Oprah reality radio is going to be a huge hit. Quote Right
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Quote Left When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Quote Right
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Quote Left Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. Quote Right
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Quote Left Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. Quote Right
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Quote Left The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. Quote Right
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