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Quote Left There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Quote Right
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Quote Left I hate it when people take the things I say and turn them into something sexual. Just because it's funny to them, doesn't mean everyone is going to take it that way. And I don't. Quote Right
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Quote Left Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...' by Isaac Asimov Quote Right
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Quote Left The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. Quote Right
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Quote Left Funny how the new things are the old things. Quote Right
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Quote Left The superfluous, a very necessary thing. Funny Quote Right
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Quote Left It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Marriage Quote Right
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Quote Left If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think. Quote Right
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Quote Left A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. Quote Right
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Quote Left It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. Quote Right
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Quote Left I have a funny feeling he'll be back. I think he has something to prove. I don't think he wants to end his career like that (with an injury). I have a feeling he's coming back, but that's just me. I could be wrong. Quote Right
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Quote Left The reality is, just like with adult books, a big name makes for an easier booking. Any time you're booking an author for a four-and-a-half to five-minute segment, if you're dealing with someone who's done television or comes with a track record, they are a known quantity. They know they have to have a funny or a touching story. Quote Right
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Quote Left It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married Quote Right
by Robert Frost | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Quote Right
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Quote Left Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. Quote Right
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