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Funny Quotes | Quotes About Funny

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Quote Left There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Funny Quote Right
by Mark Twain | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. Funny Quote Right
by Samuel Butler | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Funny how the new things are the old things. Quote Right
by Rudyard Kipling | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Marriage Quote Right
by Robert Frost | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. Quote Right
by Gertrude Stein | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married Quote Right
by Robert Frost | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. Quote Right
by Charles Péguy | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Funny Quote Right
by Mark Twain | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Funny Quote Right
by Mark Twain | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford--but you'll take him anyway. Quote Right
by Judith Viorst | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. Quote Right
by Gertrude Stein | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. Funny Quote Right
by Mark Twain | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. Quote Right
by Gertrude Stein | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Funny Quote Right
by Victor Hugo | ...go to quote |
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Quote Left By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. Funny Quote Right
by Mark Twain | ...go to quote |
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