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Quote Left Alyssa Jones: Why are we stopping? Holden McNeil: Because I can't take this Alyssa Jones: Can't take what? Holden McNeil: I love you Alyssa Jones: You love me? Holden McNeil: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me. Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is often concise and sparkling, compressed into an original pun or metaphor. Brevity is said to be its soul. Humor can be more leisurely, ... Quote Right
Quote Left This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have suited it much better, for study is the last pursuit of the society; the Master eats, drinks, and sleeps, the Fellows drink, dispute and pun, the employments of the undergraduates you will probably conjecture without my description. Quote Right
Quote Left A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. Quote Right
Quote Left A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. Quote Right
Quote Left A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion. Quote Right
Quote Left The women in his life no pun intended gave him a very broad view on humanity. Quote Right

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Quote Left Bewildered people ask themselves, " Why is God punishing us? Why has He abandoned us? " I tell you otherwise, " Have faith in Him and sing " Hallelujah! " Quote Right
Quote Left Punji dhan rashi makara rashi key liye keytu ganpati ji key shaath hai our kunji ki kacvi keytu mharaj hai. Pichle baar lasun kha kar jivan jitey thai but abb ek hi moksha ashk Namak ka Modak hai. Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Zafar Khan Big gangster Big Mafia DON, Punjab Police ko aitemad me lay kar na maloom afrad say mujhay dazan dazan. Quote Right
Quote Left Apun ko maloom hai tera sara drama, ICT khail to sara goli tekay ka hi hai. Quote Right
Quote Left Why was I denied happiness? Is this a punishment I didn't deserve, or was it something to transform my perspective towards life? Quote Right
Quote Left To acknowledge your mistakes is admit a truth not easily revealed for the fear of being judged and punished. Stir clear of all plots and jealousies and all the worries, all the sleepless nights will drift away as they never had existed, and you'll be transformed by the concept of consciousness. Quote Right
Quote Left Supari killer Punjab police fake encounter specialist. Quote Right
Quote Left What we said and why, two of the things we will be judged by when punctuated by our creator. Quote Right
Quote Left "Don't loose There is always a light after every dark... Failure will not engulf u as a shark... Be spunky, get up & step forward... One day u win, will erase Your all previous mark... Believe me...I m not doing lark..." Quote Right
Quote Left Africans must expunge the western educatution, It has no bearing in our day to day lives in Africa and it is not the yardstick for excellence, The western educational system is devoid of cultural values and it is for the most part aimed at keeping you limited and boxed into a define form. it restrict the human mind which i cannot be confined. We have rich untapped Educational values . Quote Right
Quote Left Could it be said that a rose has no beauty? I suppose. But the discriber would be a liar. and the lie would be a crime punishable by a few pricks of a rose thorn. For the beauty of a rose can never be hidden with such an ugly lie. Quote Right
Quote Left Barrister Fahad Malik ko ICT mein brust maara.Police kay hathon osama satti ko brust marwaya.Ab ye Punjab Police ko apne saath mila kar mera bhi encounter karwana chahatay hain.Supari Group Triple Three... Quote Right
Quote Left To wish to live for eternity is a punishment in itself. Quote Right
Quote Left No one can punish us, our own karma, but. Quote Right
Quote Left Punjab has become land of gangsters who are degrading their own land. Quote Right
Quote Left It only takes one heartless tyrant to destroy a whole peaceful country and bring grief to the entire world; no atrocity of this dimension ever goes unpunished. Quote Right
Quote Left This world is bait for those who only see their own wants and strive for them. For those individuals, a hefty punishment awaits them. Quote Right
Quote Left Punjab Police is famous for its fake encounters. Quote Right
Quote Left Comfort zones are for people who don't want to grow. You don't have to choose a bed of nails over a mattress, but you could try acupuncture. Stepping out of your comfort zone doesn't have to be extreme. Quote Right
Quote Left If a 'bad' person deserves to be punished, so the ones that damaged him. May 2018. Quote Right
Quote Left All the dull hollow clamor has died and what was contained, removed, reproved adulation or sentiment, left with the pungent darkness as remembered as the sudden light. ('The Locker' by Michael R. Burch) Quote Right
Quote Left One thought one pill, one punch one thrill, every great work is one word away. Quote Right
Quote Left "Women were created to burn, then punished for doing so" Quote Right
Quote Left Um negócio faz uma pessoa feliz e bem-sucedido na medida em que fornece um produto ou serviço que contribui para a felicidade da própria pessoa e de outras. Pessoas felizes e prosperas se tornam a ponto de nunca mais pensarem em termos de recompensas e punições. A pessoa que alcança Para essa autonomia, a pessoa se torna hábil em recompensar a si mesma. A pessoa desenvolve a habilidade de encontrar prazer e propósito, independente das circunstâncias externas. Quote Right
Quote Left OPEN VERSE imagery,assonance,rhythm,sound symbolism of an intuitive of the self conscious in a crystallised convergence of the moment ,with punctuation implied by the form, interpretation by the reader changing according to mood, thus essentially fluid and inherently variable. Quote Right
Quote Left Boxers punched their opponents to get money and fame but they never punched evil for the sake of good. Quote Right
Quote Left My poetic aspiration Is to become: A Jack of all styles And a master of pun. Quote Right
Quote Left The more exemption you make in law, the more impunity you permit in society. Law must never respect ranks or status. If it is applicable to one, it must be applicable to all Quote Right
Quote Left Words Hit Harder then Punches.. Quote Right
Quote Left Are you fully aware of the toxic words that you use? Do you have, any idea of the effect they have done? On someone? Do you realise, (Its obvious you don’t) that, that three second outburst, With those you have just cursed, Ripples through, An un-prepared mind. Insidiously punishing, The oblivious child. Quote Right
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