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Quote Left Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha. Quote Right
Quote Left Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow. Quote Right
Quote Left And having a strong family, you know we've lost some members of our family and had some setbacks, but I think a good family and kids all those things I thought at one time... you got to be kidding me... Those things are so important they enable you to go on. Quote Right
Quote Left Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ? All that I ever did was just jiggle. Quote Right
Quote Left I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya? Quote Right
Quote Left I haven't found that term in a medical book yet. It's human tissue. It's his. No kidding. Quote Right
Quote Left Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener. Quote Right
Quote Left Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal Quote Right

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