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Quote Left Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable becuase all you ever get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with up with nothing but broken bits with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.' Quote Right
Quote Left Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again. Quote Right
Quote Left If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and 'nutty'. You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality. Quote Right
Quote Left Oh crap, I've wasted my life Quote Right
Quote Left Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Quote Right
Quote Left I hope the referee’s next crap is a hedgehog. Quote Right
Quote Left T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could've seen that. Quote Right
Quote Left You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Quote Right
Quote Left If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. Quote Right
Quote Left Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap. Quote Right
Quote Left to have a Pittsburgh guy here. You don't need any more California guys here, gang. We don't need any of that crap. Quote Right
Quote Left Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play. Quote Right
Quote Left Everybody got distracted by last week's game. Last week's game doesn't mean crap. It's what you do today. It goes both ways on that one. Quote Right
Quote Left Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car. Quote Right
Quote Left Ninety percent of everything is crap. Quote Right
Quote Left She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. Quote Right
Quote Left When I was in prison I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff. When we read these books what purpose does it serve in this day and time? Quote Right
Quote Left As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. Quote Right
Quote Left The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - and they know it. Quote Right
Quote Left You remind me of the crap I took this morning! Quote Right
Quote Left We had the opportunity down the stretch. That being said, we still played like crap. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Crap

Quote Left "Strong women don't just break glass ceilings; they build skyscrapers of resilience, compassion, and empowerment, leaving an indelible mark on the world." Quote Right
Quote Left When you are up to your nose in crap, keep your mouth shut. Quote Right
Quote Left Secrets are like butt holes. Everybody has one, but sooner or later the crap will come out. Quote Right
Quote Left If you shovel enough crap . . . eventually it will stink to you. Quote Right
Quote Left Deconstruct yourself to become a skyscraper Quote Right
Quote Left Every scrap of paper sacrifices it’s life For the delivery of Its message. Quote Right
Quote Left No matter how crappy life is,no matter how many things you're going through,the universe will always give you heaven and you can embrace it and love it or just turn your back on it,your happiness is in your hands. Quote Right

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