two chickens cross the road
one chicken says why did we cross the road?
the other chicken opens a fast food restaurant called:
“The war isn’t really over until we forget to mention it.”
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A chicken was walking on the side of the road when he noticed a chicken on the other side of the road walking in the opposite direction.
"Hey, how do I get to the other side?", asked the chicken.
"You are on the other side.", answered the other chicken
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Sidechicks are great mathmaticians they add on your worries,multiply your problems divide you with your friends and comrades and subtract your wealth....calculate wid dem wisely
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"We can't tell whether the chicken comes first before the egg or the egg before the chicken. So as the evolution of man."
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Only a weak man chooses a weak woman . Only a weak man fears an equal . Only a strong man chooses a strong woman , thinks to himself this chick compliments my swagger .
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If I fall in love with her, she will be a side chick because POETRY is my main chick.
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