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Quote Left His intimate friends called him `Candle-ends', / And his enemies `Toasted-cheese'. Quote Right
Quote Left She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left Coleridge says that to bait a mouse-trap is as much as to say to the mouse, 'Come and have a piece of cheese,' and then, when it accepts the invitation, to do it to death is a betrayal of the laws of hospitality. Quote Right
Quote Left A poet's hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere. Quote Right
Quote Left There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them Quote Right
Quote Left What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Quote Right
Quote Left Dead men may envy living mites in cheese, Or good germs even. Microbes have their joys, And subdivide, and never come to death. Quote Right
Quote Left Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. Quote Right
Quote Left Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone Quote Right
Quote Left Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired Quote Right
Quote Left The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. Quote Right
Quote Left In baiting a mouse-trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. Quote Right
Quote Left Merrily taking twopenny ale and cheese with a pocket knife; / But these were luxuries not for him who went for the Simple Life. Quote Right
Quote Left How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? Quote Right
Quote Left He was a guy who really liked Sinatra, stuck at this alternative-rock radio station, ... So we had the character record his own versions of these (alternative) songs. That was the original inspiration for Cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left Cleo McDowell Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds. Quote Right
Quote Left Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality. Quote Right
Quote Left How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese Quote Right
Quote Left Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. Quote Right
Quote Left For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. Quote Right
Quote Left How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese Quote Right
Quote Left The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese Quote Right
Quote Left How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese. Quote Right
Quote Left How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese? Quote Right
Quote Left A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. Quote Right
Quote Left Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good. Quote Right
Quote Left I do like a little romance ... just a sniff, as I call it, of the rocks and valleys.... Of course, bread-and-cheese is the real thing. The roc... Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Cheese

Quote Left Fornication... is great while it lasted. Even a rat must pay for the cheese. by Martin Braun July 25, 2023 Quote Right
Quote Left Loneliness is like the blueberries in a blue berry cheese cake - rare, precious and sweet sour. Quote Right
Quote Left Careful, there. If you cheese off a fiction writer, she just may immortalize you. And then you'd be a jerk for all time. Quote Right

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