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Quote Left If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Quote Right
Quote Left Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. Quote Right
Quote Left Health food makes me sick. Quote Right
Quote Left The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Quote Right
Quote Left The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. Quote Right
Quote Left Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. Quote Right