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Quote Left The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Quote Right
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Quote Left If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Quote Right
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Quote Left Health food makes me sick. Quote Right
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Quote Left Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. Quote Right
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Quote Left That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse. Quote Right
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Quote Left The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. Quote Right
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Quote Left Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. Quote Right
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Quote Left Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. Quote Right
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