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Alexander Woollcott broadcasts the story of the wife who returned a dog to the Seeing Eye with this note attached: 'I am sending the dog back....

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The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

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She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.

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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.

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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening.

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There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

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