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Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching.
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Funny
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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