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Quote Left Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. Quote Right
Quote Left Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Nature Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Quote Right
Quote Left Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age. Quote Right
Quote Left The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Quote Right
Quote Left Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. Sports Quote Right
Quote Left History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. History Quote Right
Quote Left Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. Quote Right
Quote Left Wedding: a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable Quote Right
Quote Left Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Marriage Quote Right
Quote Left Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. Quote Right
Quote Left Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Quote Right
Quote Left I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London. Quote Right
Quote Left Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. Quote Right
Quote Left Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. Quote Right
Quote Left History: An account mostly false, of events, unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. Quote Right
Quote Left Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. Quote Right
Quote Left Compromise. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due. Quote Right
Quote Left A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. Quote Right
Quote Left A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it. Quote Right
Quote Left Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. Quote Right
Quote Left Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends. Quote Right
Quote Left Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. Quote Right
Quote Left Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions. Quote Right
Quote Left Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. Quote Right
Quote Left Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Quote Right
Quote Left A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. Quote Right
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