Seren Roberts's Blog
 Hello All
I am a 29 year old Welsh girl,with a great sense of humour.
Single by God's choice.
Am a registered Staff Nurse/Midwife, have had serious operation recently but now back in work albeit on shorter hours.
I live alone, except for Tilly my old Boxer bitch I rescued 6 months ago, she had a shyte life, but is happy beyond words now.
I love all your comments, some make me laugh out loud, some make me hmmm. lol
If I should ever miss a congrats. from any of you, please dont take it as an insult, just maybe a large vodka and coke got in the way.
Love you all..
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Most Recent Blog Post
Hope you havent heard this one before
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Blog Posted:2/21/2013 8:43:00 AM
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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department..............
Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Opera tor: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall..
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer..'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No...'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't..'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/22/2013 | Dying young contest | Pantoum | tribute, |
| 5/22/2013 | Kissing in the rain - Contest | Haiku | emotions,kiss, |
| 5/21/2013 | smile of an angel - senryu contest | Senryu | angel,smile, |
| 5/21/2013 | Noahs Ark - contest | Rhyme | animal,funny, |
| 5/21/2013 | Apple dumplings : george dunlop leslie | Rhyme | fruit, |
| 5/21/2013 | I walk the shore - lyrics contest | Rhyme | lost love,lyric, |
| 5/20/2013 | A Home - Contest | Free verse (vers libre) | home, |
| 5/18/2013 | No longer alone - conclusion 5 minute poem | Rhyme | joy,love,son, |
| 5/17/2013 | Where the wind blows | Rhyme | life,love,wind, |
| 5/16/2013 | India | Free verse (vers libre) | life, |
| 5/13/2013 | He walks alone - 5 minute contest | Free verse (vers libre) | lonely,lost, |
| 5/10/2013 | Blue | Tanka | blue,color, |
| 5/10/2013 | Violet | Tanka | color, |
| 5/9/2013 | Heavenly View | Rhyme | nature, |
| 5/9/2013 | Dream in a picture | Rhyme | art,dream, |
| 4/27/2013 | A Bacon Roll oh my I cant resist | Rhyme | desire,food, |
| 4/24/2013 | What is time | Free verse (vers libre) | time, |
| 4/24/2013 | I just found out - contest | Rhyme | best friend, |
| 4/24/2013 | Hope, harmony, enlightenment | Acrostic | hope, |
| 4/23/2013 | In the meadow - re- posted | Rhyme | dream,spring, |
| 4/19/2013 | what are friends | Free verse (vers libre) | friend, |
| 4/18/2013 | enjoying the rain | Rhyme | rain, |
| 4/16/2013 | Loves tune | Haiku | love,nature, |
| 4/16/2013 | Poet - lost now found | Rhyme | writing,words, |
| 4/15/2013 | word portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | friendship,words,smile, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Centipedes | I do not know? | funny, |
| Grief is Grief is not | Free verse (vers libre) | death,grief,hope,inspirat |
| INTO NIGHTSCAPE ---ENVELOPE QUINTET--- | Rhyme | adventure,dream,mystery, |
| Riding Horses with Dad | Rhyme | father,lovedad,dad,sky, |
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