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Blog Posted:4/24/2013 3:21:00 PM
Okay, now this is not a poem generated this morning by some that want to win this worst poem contest by illicit means and it hurts terribly to think that someone would go to those ends, but if they can live with themselves so be it.  I think mine is still the worst lol and just incase I will add another and to prove (if necessary) I will supply original manuscripts from long ago with edited corrections---so there lol--none of this PD crap that is produced just to be victorious here-----and where the hell is Guzzi, she probably thinks none of hers are bad--again, whatever LOL.

Clumps are funny
A clump of trees 
But you can't see what's hidden behind
Unless you walk around,
Walk the wrong way
You'll miss me
Hiding in the middle.

Now, to those romantics out there--beat this one--(I can prove it)

Where ever this land of 
Make-believe is
I know there's warm rain
And rainbows.
Blue skies with cotton-like clouds,
Soft green grass,
And a freshness in the air
That makes you dizzy
When you breath it.
And you know I am aware
That all of this is true,
Cause there's a little bit of
Make-believe in being here
With you...

I should have entered this in my own tissue box contest but it would not have been fair to blow away (NO PUN) all the competition--now I'm serious--but again, WHATEVER--Where's Guzzi??

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  1. Date: 4/25/2013 3:14:00 PM
    These ones don't strike me as terrible. I mean, the way they are phrased is bad, but the underlying effect makes pictures in my head that are perhaps too witty and vivid. All the same, I wish you the best. I hope you do terrible! Ahhh. A relaxing break from my polite facade.

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  1. Date: 4/24/2013 8:36:00 PM
    Where is my Haiku tutor??? You must have something ... Dont make me go to your pages. : D !! LOL!

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  1. Date: 4/24/2013 6:37:00 PM
    lol...I don't know why, but I like this..... and it is not that bad, it's terrible... but it has a tiny flow, xox...PD

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  1. Date: 4/24/2013 6:22:00 PM
    Check this out Craig if it is worse than yours et al. (lol). I titled it: People's Parliament Parliamentarians, where are you/ Are you here or you are there/ Answer me now before I yell/ At your skull and it will break/ Parliamentarians, we are you/ C’mon in and hold me/ If you can./ If you truly know/ You can./ Let lock horns/ And see who will be the Minister./ Objection over rule!/

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    Colasurdo Avatar Bernard Colasurdo Date: 4/24/2013 9:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ruben I'm cracking up right now hahah I have to agree with you. sorry Abdul : )
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 4/24/2013 8:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Abdul ...with all due respect... you have my vote! : D
  1. Date: 4/24/2013 4:18:00 PM
    See, there are believers, these are really bad-`-much worse than Ruben's and doubters like Suzanne can only help the cause.

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    Hunter Avatar Painted Hunter Date: 4/25/2013 6:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It does my heart good to see such talented poets bashing their own work. Tis' the dawn of a new age where all poems are equally terrible...HAAAA!...I'm just proud to be here, man.
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 4/24/2013 8:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I think that I can still beat you, Craig! : D
  1. Date: 4/24/2013 3:59:00 PM
    Poor Craig You are still determined to win with this...aren't you? Butt, I mean but I still think hiding in clumps is witty and wot's more it's in the breath of make believe like in the poem that follows and I am sure you were wearing bunny ears,too. Lol You'll have to do worser than this.

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 4/24/2013 8:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Please, Suzanne, dont understimate these lines: "I know there's warm rain/ And rainbows./ Blue skies with cotton-like clouds,/ Soft green grass,/ And a freshness in the air/ That makes you dizzy/ When you breath it." I repeat: "when you breath it" !! A terrific entry, Craig!! LOL!
    cornish Avatar craig cornish Date: 4/24/2013 4:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Mine's the worsest, can't beat superlatives!!
  1. Date: 4/24/2013 3:55:00 PM
    sniff sniff.........I want someone to take me to the clouds like this! sniff sniff......very out behind that tree........WE CAN SEE YOU!!!

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