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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Blog Posted:3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM

 

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.

After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage. She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little.

"Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... How's your health?"

"It's OK", he answers. "I'm not getting any younger, but I don't have any major health problems. I can still enjoy life".

"Well, then", she replies "I don't want to be a snoop, but I've got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?"

"So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. You don't have to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".

The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain - "And how's your sex life...."

"Infrequently", he declares.

The widow ponders this for a moment or so, before asking...

 "And is that one word or two?
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  1. Date: 3/14/2013 2:33:00 AM
    Hi Mandy rolling around on my chair very funny, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/14/2013 2:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks and back at you Owen xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 6:25:00 PM
    haha Mandy I love this one, thats what I call quick thinking....Seren

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    some fancy thinking here yes lol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 3:31:00 PM
    I don't get it?..........................................................just kidding---LOL

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    lol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 1:11:00 PM
    Mandy you naughty girl .....love it...David

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    moi, not naughty David lol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 11:47:00 AM
    Haaaaaa....oh lord...took about 5 seconds before that registered.

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    bless you lol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 11:43:00 AM
    Dear Sis, Oh my God This is so funny as I'm writing this comment i can see the last 3 lines of the post and start laughing all over again. Is there anyway I can copy and aste this into my Archives folder. To me this is YOUR best Blog I LOVE it. I LOVE YOU Always and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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    Hi Harry , right mouse and click copy, then right mouse and paste in a word program lol , glad you are enjoying them ,stay well bro xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 11:17:00 AM
    Always a joy to read.

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    Thanks Carol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 9:27:00 AM
    lol. :)

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    xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 8:15:00 AM
    Very funny, Mandy!

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    lol xx
  1. Date: 3/13/2013 7:34:00 AM
    Ha ha. I guess he could have also answered in a way to make her ask: "Now let me make sure I heard you right. Do you mean, tri-weekly, try weekly, or try weakly?"

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    lol xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
LOL
Date Posted: 3/1/2014 1:16:00 PM
IS IT THE SECOND COMING?
Date Posted: 2/16/2014 10:57:00 AM
PHILOSOPHY IMPORTANT
Date Posted: 1/15/2014 3:36:00 AM
Get Well Soon Frank. mummy style humour for you
Date Posted: 1/11/2014 8:31:00 AM
LOOK CAREFULLY
Date Posted: 1/5/2014 4:17:00 AM
MY CHALLENGE PEACE ON THE EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN
Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
Onions and Christmas Trees
Date Posted: 12/9/2013 6:46:00 AM
Flow Chart Managment
Date Posted: 11/15/2013 5:47:00 AM
LOL
Date Posted: 11/14/2013 4:50:00 AM
Hi
Date Posted: 11/11/2013 5:39:00 AM
My reaction to Spiders too
Date Posted: 11/4/2013 4:08:00 AM
Rules for dating my sons
Date Posted: 11/3/2013 6:33:00 AM
The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
Date Posted: 10/3/2013 6:48:00 AM
Hi
Date Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:00 AM
Hi
Date Posted: 9/7/2013 3:33:00 AM
Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
Date Posted: 8/5/2013 1:31:00 AM
Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
ONE TOO MANY
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
Fancy Cooking
Date Posted: 7/23/2013 1:02:00 AM
Toilet Humour
Date Posted: 7/16/2013 4:50:00 AM

My Poems

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3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
3/23/2014Whitby 2012Versefantasy,
3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014YesterdayAcrosticboyfriend,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
1/8/2014KintsuroiRhymehumor,
1/8/2014YellowVersedream,
1/1/2014PEACE ON THE EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN CHALLENGEVerseinspirational,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/7/2013EmmanuelLyricsong,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
11/24/2013On An Ordinary DayVersehumor,
11/18/2013The CanalQuatrainbeauty,
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