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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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CREDIT CARDS
Blog Posted:3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM

 

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. 

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. 

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" 

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?" 

No, sweetheart," she responds. 

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?" 

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says. 

"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks. 

"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either." 

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. 

Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?" 

Abe answers, "They'll find us!"

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  1. Date: 3/12/2013 1:15:00 PM
    Going on a cruise for my 40th - no crashes or stalled engines allowed.

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  1. Date: 3/11/2013 3:41:00 PM
    hahhaha, love this!! Laughter is the best medicine and so is coming to your blog each day. Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/12/2013 2:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Gail xx
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 3:08:00 PM
    LOL, love it - thanks for always making me laugh x

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/12/2013 2:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    My pleasure Jack xx
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 12:56:00 PM
    Laughing !! This is funny !! Paid mine off, cut them up. If I can't pay cash or it, don't need it . But, yes, they will hunt you down!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/11/2013 2:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha glad you are on top of them Debra , you could guarantee they'd find you though, maybe it's good to keep an unpaid one for emergencies xx
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 11:17:00 AM
    Dear Sis,Hope this finds YOU and OURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Smile, Smile great one Glad I wasn't on the plane I have no credit cards.Robinson Caruso?? I LOVE YOU Mandy ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/11/2013 12:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Harry,I have no credit cards either as i have no money lol.. be good for me and get well bro xx
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 6:18:00 AM
    LOL. That is so true. Creditors will hunt you down. Thank you for my morning smile.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/11/2013 8:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    My pleasure Rick and thanks for joining in with the comments it makes it worthwhile so is much appreciated xx

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