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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Passing On A Warning
Blog Posted:3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM

 

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called - "Beer" - is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. 

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs" Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. 


Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." 


It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. 

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. 

If you fall victim to this insidious 'Beer' and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. 

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages

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  1. Date: 3/8/2013 4:49:00 AM
    It only works on men who are weak will-minded and need to remove themselves from reality. Poor shlubs. lol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/9/2013 6:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 7:28:00 PM
    Pssssstttttt Mandy where can I buy this

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/8/2013 3:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    i have some stashed sssh don't tell anyone xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 4:08:00 PM
    chance would be a fine thing Mandy, thanks for the laugh golden girl

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/8/2013 3:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll buy you a beer one day harry but beware, lol xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 3:29:00 PM
    I've succumbed to this trick many times! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/8/2013 3:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I mean 'time' not 'tie'xx
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/8/2013 3:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    its tie you learned then Ex next time a woman offers you a pint run for the hills xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 2:00:00 PM
    good one, mandy

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/8/2013 3:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Andy xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 1:52:00 PM
    lol..pd

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    xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 11:51:00 AM
    Hahahahaha! So funny, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/7/2013 12:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Kim ,hope you are well luv and thanks for the laughs lol xx
  1. Date: 3/7/2013 11:44:00 AM
    think I was affected last week...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/7/2013 12:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh it was you was it ol xx

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