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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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MORE SILLIES
Blog Posted:2/15/2013 6:05:00 AM

 

1.He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 

2.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 

3.A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 

4.On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

5.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 

6.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 

7.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 

8.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 

9.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 

10.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 

11.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 

12.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 

13.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 

14.Honk if you love peace and quiet. 

15.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 


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  1. Date: 2/17/2013 9:58:00 PM
    thanks you for your kind words ... sorry it has taken me so long to thank you ...did know how to respond back..so am doing this way love your word/poems that i have read you are a good writer....randy4272

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  1. Date: 2/17/2013 12:56:00 PM
    You are a veritable gold mine of humor. Keep up the good work.

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  1. Date: 2/16/2013 1:14:00 PM
    Dear Little Sister Mandy,Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. My favs in order are- 8-6-2-3-1-14-12-9-10-7-13-15-11-4-5 Great Blog LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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  1. Date: 2/16/2013 3:32:00 AM
    LOL Mandy. great ones Mandy, Hugs

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi missing you have a great w end and chat after it lol xx
  1. Date: 2/16/2013 1:45:00 AM
    Hi Mandy brain no hurty any more will probably be last to laugh at these though, like 12 very true, have a great weekend my friend, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I did it for you Owen I felt empathy for you my friend xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 8:47:00 PM
    LOLLOL Love em Mandy!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Craig ,and there's more lol xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 4:20:00 PM
    Love these, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Kim , more to come xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 3:53:00 PM
    my favorite was the second one. I see it happening alot hahaha.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha i like 15 cos it's true lol xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 2:56:00 PM
    honk honk...LOL... xox~PD

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/16/2013 4:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oxox xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 10:03:00 AM
    ha Mandy with my job I can only say 10 is my fav....David

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/15/2013 12:11:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha gotta be David i thought you might like 1 as well lol xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 9:53:00 AM
    LOL thanks Mandy for your fantastic blogs. They keep us going. Have a beautiful weekend. Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/15/2013 12:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    And you too Gail luv xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 9:44:00 AM
    Hello, my dear Mandy! So love these sayings! LOL! They'll send me to bed tonight with big smiles! Thank yo so much for sharing! Have a great time/day! love and big hugs, Leonora

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/15/2013 12:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Leo love and for your comments , glad you are enjoying them , hugs and love to you sweetie xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2013 7:12:00 AM
    LOL! 1,8, and 10 are my fav! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/15/2013 12:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha mine too with 12 lol xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
5/20/2013Little OneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
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