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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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30 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Blog Posted:2/13/2013 5:41:00 AM

 

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 . Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

30. The true name for that useless piece of skin on the end of a willy?    A man


Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!
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  1. Date: 2/15/2013 11:24:00 AM
    As I read these I realized... There was a whole lot of smiling going on... I can think of thirty reasons why this is a great blog... LOL

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  1. Date: 2/15/2013 1:19:00 AM
    Hi Mandy great lines thirty as welll, I always used to get a hundred lines but all the same, this makes a change, all the bst Owen

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  1. Date: 2/14/2013 6:06:00 AM
    :)) great Mandy! Keep going! Everyone here seems to love these, so do I!

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  1. Date: 2/13/2013 3:51:00 PM
    LOL, Mandy you are a pro with these and very brilliant to way you keep us all smiling and laughing. Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/14/2013 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hiya Gail thanks luv xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 1:14:00 PM
    hahaha Great Mandy.....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/14/2013 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hiya girl missed a chat xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 10:54:00 AM
    excellent...

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/13/2013 11:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks harry xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 10:08:00 AM
    Thanks for the laugh, Mandy! These are hilarious.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/13/2013 11:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hi and thank you Kim xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 7:42:00 AM
    Good ones, as always, Mandy.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/13/2013 11:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you like them Andy xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 7:10:00 AM
    Mandy very funny, I like them....David email soon

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/13/2013 11:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hi David and thanks xx
  1. Date: 2/13/2013 6:32:00 AM
    ...and this is tooo funny! It's impossible to highlight "the best" ones...almost all of them are super clever and funny. Great!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/13/2013 11:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hi ex , glad you like it xx

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