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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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A Close Shave// Yesterdays Answers.
Blog Posted:2/7/2013 5:49:00 AM

 

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." 

The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?" 

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."




1. cool music
2. A blood test
3.H
4.Slept at night
5.The horse was called Friday
you got most of them between you ..


 1.What has no beginning, end, or middle?
 2. What is black and white and red all over....(be careful)
 3.What is half of 2+2?
4.What is higher without the head, than with it?
5.
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and the beginning of every ending?
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  1. Date: 2/8/2013 1:34:00 AM
    Hi Mandy thick of shropshire here, got a headache now going to lie down with a coffee till it passes and i can see the answers, al the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 2:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Poor you I will send you happy thoughts with the answers later xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 11:44:00 PM
    1-circle..2-newspaper?3-1+1,4 i dnt know,5-the beginning?:)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 2:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Getting there luv thanks for giving it a go and try the new ones I wil post later won't you xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 4:23:00 PM
    A circle? A news paper (That used to be the answer) 2 haven't figured this one yet The letter e

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/8/2013 2:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    well done Joyce, you are nearly there luv answers later xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 3:07:00 PM
    (#1) tomorrow ..the letter O' a *doughnut*...lol~~~~ (#2) a news paper ...... (#3) is 3 it is a play on words...or should i say . 3, because half of to is 1 and plus 2 it equals 3.... (#4) pillow (#5) lol...the letter E.... ~~ a fun one mandy....xox~PD

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    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/7/2013 3:08:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    should i say beer too...
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 12:00:00 PM
    3 answer is 3 2 answer newspaper 4 could be beer 5 is of course E

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 2:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Almost a full house poppet xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 11:51:00 AM
    #1 - ? #2 - newspaper #3 - 1+1 #4 - a glass of beer #5 - the letter E.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 2:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Will accept the glass of beer as one of the answers and let you know the real one tomorrow xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 10:41:00 AM
    Very funny Mandy, I'm still chuckling xxx

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/7/2013 2:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Where's the answers Rose? bless xx
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 7:13:00 AM
    Oppps LOL

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My Past Blog Posts

 
TWO PRIESTS
Date Posted: 6/18/2013 5:37:00 AM
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP lol
Date Posted: 6/17/2013 7:22:00 AM
Scared To Death
Date Posted: 6/14/2013 12:24:00 PM
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME WELL
Date Posted: 6/10/2013 6:44:00 AM
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER OVER THE WEEKEND. HAVE A GOOD ONE
Date Posted: 6/8/2013 4:36:00 AM
Make me a Woman
Date Posted: 6/7/2013 1:22:00 AM
WHAT A DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKES
Date Posted: 6/5/2013 5:54:00 AM
Feeling Tired or Your Age
Date Posted: 6/4/2013 11:33:00 AM
TURKEY AND THE BULL
Date Posted: 6/3/2013 2:52:00 AM
NEW HEALTH INFORMATION
Date Posted: 5/30/2013 11:39:00 AM
25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP
Date Posted: 5/28/2013 8:05:00 AM
Why Alcohol should be introduced at work
Date Posted: 5/27/2013 4:44:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/25/2013 2:14:00 AM
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Date Posted: 5/24/2013 3:23:00 AM
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Date Posted: 5/23/2013 8:31:00 AM
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
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AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
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ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM

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6/18/2013Mandy and Vienna coupletsCoupletfunny,
6/18/2013Beyond Apprehension MalaprismRhymehumorous,
6/17/2013PegasusRhymemythology,
6/17/2013Where The Foxes WanderRhymenature,
6/17/2013Above The CloudsVerseworld,
6/16/2013Remembering WhenVersememory,
6/16/2013It's YoursLight Poetrylove,
6/16/2013Introduction To a NovelNarrativeevil,fear,
6/14/2013Ten Minutes To DecideVersefeelings,
6/14/2013A Summer CoupletCoupletsummer,
6/14/2013SorryLimericksorry,
6/13/2013Lyrics to Le Jardin d'Adonis Music Pierre Bensusan Lyrics GGLyricromance,
6/12/2013Mr DoggyRhymehumorous,
6/10/2013Blue Jeans And PearlsVerseenvironment,
6/9/2013One ChanceCoupletromance,
6/8/2013My Very First TimeVersehumorous,memory,
6/7/2013Let The River FlowCoupletmetaphor,
6/3/2013We Didn't ListenRhymemurder,violence,
5/27/2013Dreams or RealityCoupletdream,
5/24/2013haiku 5Haikukiss,
5/24/2013To Young To DiePantoumdeath,war,
5/24/2013I Never Thought It Would Be Like thisVersewar,
5/23/2013ABC of LoveABClove,
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5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
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