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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Millions Of Stars and Riddles
Blog Posted:2/5/2013 6:16:00 AM

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see". 

Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars". 

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" 

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" 


Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

Riddles Answers Tomorrow ...maybe

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Want to hear a cool construction joke?


If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
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  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:38:00 AM
    Four and five are numbers-number 3.:)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hiya good guesses remember though I am a simple person so I wouldn't put up anything to hard mainly because I would be stumped myself , think simple answers in new blog xx
  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:29:00 AM
    1-darkness

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  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:27:00 AM
    3-None!i put the switch on:).If there is no switch it would be the match:)

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  1. Date: 2/6/2013 2:24:00 AM
    No2-the other man had no hair:)

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  1. Date: 2/5/2013 9:37:00 PM
    I agree with joyce except for #2- the third guy was bald! Ralph

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes he was well done to you both , answers in new blog xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 6:26:00 PM
    I have a few guesses. No 1 blindness? No. 2. Perhaps they were just launching the boat and he jumped to land. No. 3 Nine No. 4 An igloo? No. 5 Match is the obvious answer but you probably have a twist here. Joyce

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi good guesses Joyce, you put thought into them luv , answers in new blog xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 4:24:00 PM
    the only one I think I know right off the bat is the match. the others will wear out my puzzler and I gotta start dinner. haha. Luv, Andrea

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Don't worry answers tomorrows blog lol xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 11:43:00 AM
    Hi Mandy answers on a postcard please thick of shropehire, and what did you do with the tent might I ask, oops sorry sherlock says it was not you, you are to nice to have stolen it, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Owen stay just as you are my friend you are special as you are, and don't try and pinch my title of village idiot I cling to it desperately xx
    Yeates Avatar Owen Yeates Date: 2/6/2013 1:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Madny see so thick of shropshire can't even spell it, never spell Yorkshire wrong cause thats the county where I was born, the finest in britain, only went thick when I came to shropshire, noe the village idiot, all the best Owen
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I am to nice Owen but I will point out the extra e you have in Shropshire my friend lol , answers tomorrow my friend xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 10:25:00 AM
    two companies and a crowd?, the dark room?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    will let you know tomorrow xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 8:25:00 AM
    1) Obscurity/ Darkness. 2) The third one has my problem! : ) 3) 9. 4) I light the match! : )

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 2/5/2013 7:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Maybe the answer is: Im still working on it...it's still under construction? : )
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 2/5/2013 7:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    This is a three years ago picture, Mandy. A construction joke? I have no idea!
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha you look like you have hair my friend , only missing out on one there Ex Ruben xx
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 6:24:00 AM
    ok one was bald, the match first, I will leave some for others.....

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That cos you don't know lol , not really I know you are clever than that xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM
Wisdom Comes With Age
Date Posted: 3/4/2013 5:54:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/20/2013Little oneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
3/22/2013Incy Wincy Caterpillar NRCoupletfor kids,
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