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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


Hunting Flies
Blog Posted:1/18/2013 6:15:00 AM

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. 

"Hunting Flies" He responded. 

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked. 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 10:45:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds You and Yours Healthy and High in the Spirit.It's good to read YOUR Daily Humor Again Soup Mail Reply and Same is a BLOG. LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Harry my young liege xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 10:20:00 AM
    Very cute Mandy, BZZZZZZZ Bang! Got another one, this one was sitting on my fridge, the little gluttony bug is dead, xxxxlol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh i wouldn't want to cross you lol xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 9:52:00 AM
    Love it! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Ruben xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:35:00 AM
    GREAT one, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Andy xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:34:00 AM
    hahahahah. So true, us women love to be on the phone and yes I've seen plenty of guys loving beer. Awesome luv. Love, Gail

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    Doyle Avatar Gail Angel Doyle Date: 1/18/2013 1:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Gail and thanks luv, saying that my husband is on the phone with a beer in his hand lol xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 7:53:00 AM
    lol Mandy.....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 8:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I had a magnifying glass out for ages until it sunk in duh xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 7:32:00 AM
    Cute one, Mandy! Missed you yesterday. I look forward to reading your funny blogs every day. Not trying to put pressure on you or anything. Love, Kim

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Sorry Kim been a weeny bit under the weather love, will get back on top of things. It is all worthwhile if you read them and get a giggle Thanks luv xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
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Date Posted: 3/1/2014 1:16:00 PM
IS IT THE SECOND COMING?
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Date Posted: 1/15/2014 3:36:00 AM
Get Well Soon Frank. mummy style humour for you
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LOOK CAREFULLY
Date Posted: 1/5/2014 4:17:00 AM
MY CHALLENGE PEACE ON THE EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN
Date Posted: 12/31/2013 4:07:00 AM
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Flow Chart Managment
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Hi
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My reaction to Spiders too
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Rules for dating my sons
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The moment you realise it's ony Tuesday.
Date Posted: 11/1/2013 7:20:00 AM
Thoughts and Thanks
Date Posted: 10/15/2013 8:45:00 AM
Cool yae or nae
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Hi
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Hi
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Pull Buddy Pull
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 7:38:00 AM
When A Woman says 'what'
Date Posted: 8/13/2013 7:39:00 AM
Finally found a good plumber
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Yes and Eys
Date Posted: 8/2/2013 10:08:00 AM
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY
Date Posted: 8/1/2013 12:36:00 AM
ONE TOO MANY
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 11:36:00 AM
Fancy Cooking
Date Posted: 7/23/2013 1:02:00 AM
Toilet Humour
Date Posted: 7/16/2013 4:50:00 AM

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4/20/2014April 15 Ninety Six and RisingQuaternmemory,
3/28/2014Robin HoodQuatrainhistory,
3/26/2014From The TowpathSonnethistory,
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3/19/2014JamesOde how i feel,
2/3/2014YesterdayAcrosticboyfriend,
2/3/2014The FatesSonnetlove,love hurts,
1/30/2014The true story Of Fanny LynesOde history,
1/16/2014Meadow SweetSonnetlove,
1/10/2014Portrait of a LifeSonnetlove,
1/8/2014KintsuroiRhymehumor,
1/8/2014YellowVersedream,
1/1/2014PEACE ON THE EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN CHALLENGEVerseinspirational,
12/19/2013To DawnRhymededication,
12/16/2013Christmas Is ConfusingRhymechristmas,
12/11/2013My Turn will ComeRhymemetaphor,
12/10/2013A Kiss Under The MistletoeQuatrainkiss,
12/10/2013Three Sure Signs Of Christmas repostRhymechristmas,
12/7/2013EmmanuelLyricsong,
12/3/2013From John Johnson to Guy FawkesRhymehistory,holiday,
12/2/2013A Vampire's kissRhymeevil,
12/2/2013Behind Every CloudQuatrainimagination,
11/26/2013The Death of A KingVerseimage,
11/24/2013The Sweetest WordsFree versewords,
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