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  1. Date: 12/8/2012 1:53:00 AM
    Would I??????????? fthis is funny Mandy

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 11:47:00 PM
    Good one Mandy. Back Monday night .this isn't so easy by phone...Seren

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 2:37:00 PM
    Love it Mandy!!

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 2:04:00 PM
    Hi GG very good, just been shopping with our grand daughter who will be twelve in a week, she wants clothes so off we went, we looked and trouser dresses t shirts shoes and then she announces she want suspenders, my wife said are you sure your mum knoows yes hse said, well we were on our way to the lingerie department when or grand daughter said were are we going to get suspenders my wife said, why are you going to the underwaer department nanny i don't think they selll suspenders there, of course they do said my wife, what the one that hold up trousers she said oh my wife exclaimed you mean braces, phew that was close

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 10:59:00 AM
    As Harry Garvey pointed out spare a thought for all those that got an M for sex that's way bad or does it mean 'M' for more lol xx

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 9:52:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit.Speaking from experience it's terrible when one gets an F in sex mind says M Good blog LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 9:35:00 AM
    Where did you get this one? I've never heard of it! LOL! Excellent!

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 8:50:00 AM
    Yes Mandy, it's a cracker, F for Fire Cracker, in french they are called Petard, did she smack him one over the head for this one? Mi Schiato di Riso, I'm busting rice and laughing, xxx Rose i

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 8:11:00 AM
    Lol...I'm logging in just ta laugh.... F in sex....

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 8:06:00 AM
    Children can be very resourceful! Love the punch line! Thanks for sharing, Mandy! Love, Kim

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 7:20:00 AM
    Now. this brightened my day. Thanks for posting> Jancarl

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 5:53:00 AM
    hmmmm children! and then they aren't and they still can be a pain in the butt. [that's if you are lucky enough to have any?] Light & Love

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