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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
Blog Posted:12/3/2012 3:35:00 AM

 





My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me. 

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." 

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!" 

My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?" 

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!" 

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
"How do you think you got here?" 

My mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!" 

My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?" 

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand." 

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home." 

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home." 

and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
"One day you will have kids , and I hope they turn out just like YOU...then you'll see what its like." 
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  1. Date: 12/3/2012 3:40:00 PM
    lol, yes, my mum said some of those too : )

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  1. Date: 12/3/2012 12:42:00 PM
    Dear Mandy, I LOVE YOUR daily Blogs I think the Anticipation is the one I heard most LOVE this LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 1:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Harry, and thanks for looking in xx
  1. Date: 12/3/2012 9:23:00 AM
    The "Challenge" and the "Anticipation" are my favs! My mom used to say ...wait a minute!!!!!! .....We're half sibling!!!!! : )

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 12/3/2012 2:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Exactly!! ...and she knew how to do it!!! : )
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 10:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    We come out with great things, one of my mums favorites was "if you don't shut up crying I'll give you something to cry for... lol xx
  1. Date: 12/3/2012 8:36:00 AM
    Mandy OMG, my mother used to tell me so many of these things when I was a kid. This is a trip!! Thanks for the humor and childhood memories that are cherished. Have a beautiful day. Love always, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 10:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    My pleasure Gail, glad you enjoyed the journey back xx
  1. Date: 12/3/2012 7:59:00 AM
    very funny. Hugs, Catie :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 10:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Catie xx
  1. Date: 12/3/2012 7:22:00 AM
    How is it that everyone, no matter where, knows all of these--proves are little worlds are not so isolated!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 10:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It is a bit sad really to find we are not as unique as we think xx
  1. Date: 12/3/2012 7:20:00 AM
    wise mother, this is, actually not unlike my own, it's clever is this, Mandy.....

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/3/2012 10:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Harry, us mothers are wise up to a point lol xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
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UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
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Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
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Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
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Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
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Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
5/20/2013Little OneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
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