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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW BRIDGE TO HAWAII ?
Blog Posted:11/30/2012 4:58:00 AM

 








A man was walking along a Californi
a beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. 


The genie said
"OK, OK. You released me fr
om the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" 

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said,
"I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" 


The genie laughed and said,
"That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that!  How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No-think of another wish." 


The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said,
"I've been married and divorced four ti
mes. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." 

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?" 





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  1. Date: 11/30/2012 6:03:00 PM
    LOL...THIS ONE IS SO GOD..I HAVE TO TELL OTHERS...PD

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/1/2012 3:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thats my motto spread a little happiness where you can xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 6:02:00 PM
    LOL...LOL....LOL.....LOL.... THE GENIE,,, SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM INTO A TAMPON,,, LOL... THEN HE CAN REALLY BE INSIDE OF A WOMEN... XOX~PD

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/1/2012 3:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh how gross is that urgh lolxx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 2:02:00 PM
    Hello Mandy - You definitely made me smile and laugh! Excellent joke! Thank you. - Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/1/2012 3:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, it's these sort of comments that make it worthwhile if we can raise a smile life's not that bad xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 1:03:00 PM
    Another brilliant joke to make us laugh till we nearly pea our pants!! Thank you. Love, Gail

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    Doyle Avatar Gail Angel Doyle Date: 11/30/2012 6:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 1:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I will send you a supply of paper panties Gail extra thick gusset LOL and thanks xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 10:18:00 AM
    wow at last a man who understands us.lol....Not sure about you though Mandy .......Seren slinks away FAST.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 11:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll give you slink away, Sass xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 10:12:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Do YOU write these or get them off of a Comedy site If site can I have the address I can not stop laughing LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 11:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That's for me to know and you find out Harry lol xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 9:50:00 AM
    LOL This is awesome.. yep we woman sure are hard to figure out sometimes I think.. thanks for the laugh today! :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 11:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm not that sure we are so hard to work out, we just take a bit of effort lol xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 9:13:00 AM
    sound like the bridge over trouble waters Mandy,,, i would like to find that genie...i want eight lanes please....

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 11:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    greedy xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 8:01:00 AM
    Haha! Good one!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 11:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Chris xx
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 7:23:00 AM
    hahaha. And that would sure be interesting if the bridge could be done!!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 7:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    would love to go to hawaii no matter what xx
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/30/2012 7:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    would love to go to hawaii no matter what xx

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