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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Guardian Angel
Blog Posted:11/25/2012 10:32:00 AM

 


A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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  1. Date: 11/26/2012 2:11:00 PM
    as usual, a good one, Mandy!

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  1. Date: 11/26/2012 7:51:00 AM
    : )

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  1. Date: 11/25/2012 2:47:00 PM
    Bwaaahahaha..!!!:-) ummm..btw,wonder where my guardian angel might be..lol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/26/2012 2:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    We will find one for you Arild, stay calm lol xx
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 2:22:00 PM
    ahhhh his poor wife! Light & Love

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/26/2012 2:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha I think my hubby would ask that sometimes lol xx
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 2:05:00 PM
    oops poosted in wrong place,....I like this one Mandy....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/26/2012 2:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Seren I knew you would lol xx
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 1:18:00 PM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I LOVE YOUR Humor YOU bring a smile to my Face LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/26/2012 2:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Harry , much appreciated xx
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 10:39:00 AM
    lol, I love the punch line in this one Mandy. Thanks for sharing more of your magical humor. Have a beautiful day. Love always, Gail

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 11/25/2012 2:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I like this one Mandy. ......Seren
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/25/2012 10:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, you too sweetheart xx
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/25/2012 10:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, you too sweetheart xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM
Wisdom Comes With Age
Date Posted: 3/4/2013 5:54:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/20/2013Little OneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
3/22/2013Incy Wincy Caterpillar NRCoupletfor kids,
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